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Feb 04 2007

Rexy Not So Sexy Tonight

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Yeah, it’s Bad Rex(TM) tonight. He just threw another pick, this time to Bob Sanders. I don’t think it could get any uglier for him tonight…

Someone asked, “What are those white things on the field?” They were towels. Albert declared they were Rex Grossman’s panties. Someone else replied that he threw them at Prince during halftime, but Prince threw them back. Sounds like Chicago, doesn’t it?

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Feb 04 2007

Ugly Stat of the Game

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CBS just showed this one:

TOTAL YARDS: Colts 393, Bears 153.

Ouch.

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Feb 04 2007

More Ammo for the Rex Haters

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Rex Grossman just threw up a dying quail on first down that got intercepted by Kelvin Hayden. I have no idea who Kelvin Hayden is, but he just scored a touchdown in the freaking Super Bowl. His grandkids are going to hear that story once a year one day.

The Colts now lead 29-17. Jim Nantz informs us that no Super Bowl team has come back from a deficit of more than 10. There’s a lot of fretting in the Second City right now…

The Jay-Z/Don Shula ad? I really like the concept, but I’m not sure about the delivery. I may need to look at that one again…

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Feb 04 2007

Observation in the Room

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Colts offensive coordinator Tom Moore bears a striking resemblance to Statler….

That’s the one on the right, by the way.

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