Matthew Stafford is the starting quarterback for the Detroit Lions. The Detroit Lions are terrible. Yet even a QB for a terrible team gets to be a scratch-and-sniff plaything for a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. In public. And the whole episode gets recorded for posterity. Must be nice.

Of course, Stafford probably deserved to have a moment like this happen to him just by virtue of being drafted by the Lions. He might never experience a win this epic again.

(H/T: The High Definite via @unsilent)