If you really want to shorten the length of NFL games like you said, here’s an idea:
CUT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING COMMERICIALS AFTER EVERY OTHER MOTHERFUCKING PLAY, YOU MOTHERFUCKING TWAT!!!!!
Between the non-stop ads and the Panthers eating a dick at home against fucking Detroit right now…
Okay, they were eating a dick. Now they’re running it down Detroit’s throat. I’ll take it. But seriously, NFL, enough with the endless commercials, okay?
Oh, and Fox, is it too much to ask that you hire some announcers who know the difference between John Kasay and Rhys Lloyd? Honestly…
5 responses so far ↓
1 Jeff // Nov 17, 2008 at 12:15 am
That dick was summarily eaten by the Redskins’ D-line, so… yeah.
2 Matt // Nov 17, 2008 at 11:02 am
My biggest beef with the NFL is this idea that we have to go to a commercial after every freaking kickoff. Team A scores, time out. Team A kicks off to Team B, time out. Seriously?
3 Will // Nov 17, 2008 at 6:35 pm
My favorite thing to do lately has been to build up a nice large cushion on the DVR for the game I want to watch, then hit the 30-second skip button immediately after every play of a drive (plus the actual commercials, of course). With the play clocks arranged how they are, you almost never miss any action, and if there’s a replay review or some other interruption, well, that’s what you got the DVR for originally, wasn’t it?
4 dly // Nov 18, 2008 at 1:01 am
my my such sweariing you better quit watching football if the comercials make you sware such.
5 Tristan // Nov 18, 2008 at 2:53 am
Have you watched NFL shortcuts. They cut everything from the telecast except the actual plays and the odd replay (especially for touchdowns). Reduces the telecast down to 1/2 hr.