Jim Zorn makes his debut as an NFL head coach tonight with the Washington Redskins against the defending champion New York Giants — you can see a video preview of that game here — but as our pal MJD notes, he’s got a pretty soft touch for an NFL coach.
My goodness, Jim Zorn is a sweet man. Every sentence — from “How you doin’ today?” to “You need to start putting it on canvas, because that was very creative” — ends with a gentle touch that seems to say, “Everything’s okay, baby. The Zorn is here to make sure you feel pleasure.”
The sad thing is that he probably got laid more than once with that line in Seattle back in the day. God help us all if he ever chats up Sarah Palin. That stuff with her pregnant teenage daughter will be forgotten faster than you can say, “Dexter Manley can’t read this.”
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1 Cheap Shots: Honoring A Legend « Signal to Noise // Sep 9, 2008 at 5:38 am
[...] Considering how being nice got Jim Zorn a loss last week, maybe this display of his coaching style isn’t the right way to go. [Dave's Football Blog] [...]
2 Jocelyn // Oct 2, 2008 at 1:40 pm
How about a football Presidential ticket of Sarah Palin/Clinton Portis on video….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0OBBP6lhJg