I know this has pretty much nothing to do with football, but I imagine that most of you out there enjoy a good brew with whatever football game you choose to watch, so there you go…

As a few of you know, I’m something of a beer snob. I refuse to drink any sort of brew that offends my taste buds. Cheap American swill advertised during NFL games won’t cut it, and if you have a problem with that, well, it’s your problem.

So I stopped in my local Total Wine store for a variety six-pack. For whatever reason, I was in a dark beer mood and started sifting through stouts and porters for something interesting. That’s when I stumbled upon this:

That’s right — Entire Butt English Porter. It’s not just part of the butt. No. It’s the whole damn thing.

Who in their right mind would name their beer this? Did someone drink this and determine that the “ass-tertaste” warranted putting potential customers on notice? “This brew is all ass, people. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.” This must be the kind of beer that drunken frat boys would buy to haze the pledges — that is, if the drunken frat boys weren’t getting kegs at the Big Red instead.

Suffice to say, I had no interest in drinking this Entire Butt, but hey, if that’s your thing, knock yourself out. It might be just the right brew for that Seahawks-Panthers game this weekend, or that Derby County v. Middlesbrough match.