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Soccer Is Killing Your Children!!!!!

November 14th, 2007 · 4 Comments

In other news, it must be sweeps week, kids. Imagine if Debbi Rodman were in Rome last weekend…

(Spotted on Deadspin)

Tags: Association Football

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 soccerboots // Nov 14, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    Hooligans are killing soccer,,,

  • 2 Alan // Nov 14, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    So, we get Ms. Rodman’s vote for rugby then?

  • 3 joejoejoe // Nov 14, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    Some of the worst reporting I’ve ever seen. And look how afraid that AD is from Framingham. He’s not just going to use the goals as directed moving forward — he’s going to take a torch and cut them up so they can’t injure anyone again! Vending machines tip over and kill people all the time (my guess is more frequently than soccer goals – 37 deaths in 17 years according the Consumer Product Safety Commission). If I take a blowtorch to a vending machine in the name of safety I’ll get arrested, not a pat on the back from some hack local news anchor.

    Dennis Rodman has more good sense.

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