Did you see that? 44-7! Forty-four to freaking seven! Even that fatass Shaun Rogers is scoring 66-yard touchdowns!
Well, who put that team together, huh? Me! That’s who! And who do I trust? Me! That’s who!
Who wants to fire me now? Come on! Say you want my head on a platter now, bitches! Go do your piddly little walkout now! Go stand outside Ford Field with your damn picket signs! None of you believed in me! None of you thought I could put together a winner. Well, guess what? We’re 6-2, we swept those so-called NFC Champions the Bears, and nobody has beaten us at home!
Yeah, say something now. You got nothing on me! If the season ended today, we’d be in the playoffs beating a team with a worse record than ours. They don’t even deserve the home game for playing in suck divisions like that. We got Brett Favre. We already beat back Purple Jesus. You think we can’t take on some sucktastic NFC West team?
If you thought you were stuck with me before, just wait and see how long you’ve got me now. You’ll be kissing my 10-game-winning balls by Christmas. Say hello to my little friends, bitches. And don’t forget the extra lip gloss. You’ll need it.
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1 Matt Millen genius? « Big Shirtless Rob // Nov 5, 2007 at 3:56 pm
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2 phthntr // Nov 7, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Come back when you ve beaten a real team, someone not struggling, someone with no injuries, and hey, how about someone with a winning record….