He may have vowed to play again after getting dropped by the West Coast Eagles and shunned by other clubs, and he might have the backing of the AFL Players Association, but boy oh boy, Ben Cousins just can’t stop himself from being a big fat train wreck, can he?
COUNSELLORS at an exclusive drug treatment facility in Malibu are scouring Los Angeles in search of disgraced former West Coast star Ben Cousins.
Sources close to the Summit Centre in Malibu said yesterday the 29-year-old failed to check in, as scheduled, on Monday.
They say they are worried for his safety. “No one has any idea where he is,” said a person with knowledge of the situation. “He’s got everyone freaking out because LA’s not a good place to be out doing what he may be doing. I just hope nothing bad happens to him.”
Oh, our boy Benny should be just fine. I mean, it’s not like anybody does drugs in Los Angeles or anything. Let’s just hope he doesn’t run into that Lindsay Lohan girl. The last thing we need is a real-life remake of Trainspotting.

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1 JANINE TREFFONE // Oct 31, 2007 at 10:09 pm
WHY DONT YOU JUST LEAVE BEN ALONE………………..WHO CARES WHERE HE IS, THAT IS NOT OUR AFFAIR, THAT IS FOR HIS FAMILY AND LOVED ONES TO KNOW NOT US…………………..GOD NO WONDER HE WAS ON DRUGS – HIS WHOLE LIFE IS UNDER THE SPOTLIGHT WITH EVERY MOVE HE MAKES, HE IS ONLY A FOOTBALL PLAYER…………….LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!!
2 Ryano // Nov 1, 2007 at 5:14 am
Ben Cousins.
Matt Damon.