Have you ever thought to yourself, “Y’know, I kinda like futsal, but the playing field is just way too big. Can we compress it down even further?”
Well, we’ve got a football game just for you — Jorkyball. It’s a two-on-two soccer game in a room roughly 10 meters long, 5 meters wide and 3 meters high, and naturally, you can bounce the ball off the walls like you’re playing wallyball. Teams play a best-of-3-sets format, and 7 goals wins a set.
Imagine MISL crammed into a closet and without the cheesy-ass 3-point line. That’s Jorkyball. You’re welcome.
The game was invented in France, which explains why most of the major tournaments are played there, and why everyone’s speaking French in the video. Somehow, I don’t see Zinedine Zidane joining these guys any time soon…
(Spotted on The Offside)
