Jun 27 2007

Agent Zero To Try the Footballer Workout

Published by Dave at 4:36 pm under Association Football

No, Gilbert Arenas isn’t going to spend the NBA offseason nailing cougar-aged hookers and heckling Lionel Richie. Everyone’s favorite athlete-blogger is going to be working out with D.C. United this summer after his knee finishes healing.

I have a sinking feeling this is going to turn into the hot new workout trend. Remember when boxing workouts got lots of pub? Try a soccer workout. After all, running five miles a day is a lot more fun when you’re playing a game, rather than just, y’know, running. Anyone can run. How many people can run and kick a ball at the same time?

Of course, this will lead to all manner of horrid soccer workout videos from guys like Eric Wynalda who see an opportunity to make a quick buck on infomercials. Thanks a lot, Agent Zero, for putting that image in my head. Man, these big name sports bloggers are all getting on nerves today. I’m going to end up apologizing to Jamie Mottram for a nasty Blog Show rant before this day is over…

(Spotted on Pitch Invasion.)

2 Responses to “Agent Zero To Try the Footballer Workout”

  1. # felix nsikanon 28 May 2008 at 9:46 pm

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  2. # owojori olanrewajuon 23 Jun 2008 at 6:25 am

    HI
    MY NAME IS LANRE OWOJORI I AM A GOAL KEEPER I KEEP FOR UNDER 13,14,15,16,I NEED FOOTBALL TEAM TO JOIN PLEASE HELP ME TO FIND IT
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