Dave’s Football Blog

Can anyone hold onto the damn ball? Cedric Benson joined the turnover party, coughing up the ball after getting blasted on a run. Dwight Freeney recovered, prompting the one girl at the party to declare, “That guy’s ass is huge!”

Then, when CBS showed a photo of Cedric Benson while trainers were attending to him, we started singing, “Come along and ride on a Fantastic Voyage!” And we haven’t stopped.

Peyton Manning and the Colts O-line both look shaky out there early, while the Sex Cannon is firing on all cylinders, slinging bombs down the field like there’s no tomorrow. Thomas Jones has the big play so far, though.

As for the commercials, Bud Light’s doing okay, and GoDaddy grabbed all the guys attention again. (Kevin Rose got half a second of XLI airtime. Congrats.) For the most part, though, I’m not so impressed…