Feb 04 2007
Colts 29, Bears 17
All the gamblers were praying that the Bears could pull out one last miracle drive to cover the spread, but it was not to be. Tony Dungy met Lovie Smith in the middle of the field and told him, “Guess what, Lovie? You’re the first black head coach to lose the Super Bowl! Oh, snap!”
Seriously, though, Tony Dungy and Peyton Manning got the monkeys off their back. Those monkeys can go back to doing Bud Light commercials. Manning will do the rest of the commercials. Hopefully, those ads won’t be as lame as the majority of the ads shown during this game…
Albert was going to rewind the DVR and show some latecomers the Prince concert, but he accidently changed the channel, so we lost the entire queue. Albert said, “Sorry, dude, I pulled a Rex Grossman.” At least we get to see the trophy presentation in the pouring rain…
Don Shula brought the trophy to the winners stage. The Colts players touched the trophy all the way through Shula’s walk to the stage. He had this look on his face that said, “Yeah, keep touching. You fuckers should never have left Baltimore.” Meanwhile, Tony Dungy was the first to thank God, and Peyton Manning was named MVP and gets the ticket-me red Cadillac. He has the biggest shit-eating grin, too. On the bright side, he’s actually crediting his team and not throwing anyone under the bus.
Meanwhile, Edgerrin James and Mike Vanderjagt are slitting their wrists in the bathtub right now…
And that’s that. Another glorious season of NFL football is in the books. The party in Indiana will last through the start of training camp. Should be fun times up there. Time to pack up the sandwich remainders and depart the Rebel Base. The lawyers didn’t stop us, either. Take that, Goodell!
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Remember that former Chargers player Drew Gissinger? I think I saw him at the bowl. Look where he’s playing now.
I’m still happy it was anybody OTHER than the Patriots.