Dave’s Football Blog

You know the Super Bowl hype gets to be just too damn much when email from the horoscopes department lands in your inbox:

Dave… Have some Super Bowl news that I thought your readers, especially Bears fans (and bookies) would find of interest. According to our experts, the “stars” will align for the Chicago Bears and they will defeat the Colts to emerge the victors of Super Bowl XLI. In addition, there’s specific predictions for several key players, including Rex Grossman and Lovie Smith. Below, please find the link to the feature. Let me know what you think.

Here’s the feature, by the way, and since you asked, here’s what I think — if you actually spend any amount of money placing bets based on the information in that feature, you deserve to lose every penny. Seriously, you’d be better off contributing to a fund to buy me a hooker for after the game…

Actually, no, I’d be better off. Either way, though, you’d still be broke.