I missed more than usual while getting gorged on turkey, stuffing and birthday cake in the last 7 days, so let’s take a look around and see what’s happening out there…
- Somebody loves Tom Brady just a little too much. I wonder if Bridget Moynahan is the jealous type…
- Tony Romo is starting to draw comparisons to another great Parcells-coached QB: Jeff Hostetler. The real question, though, is whether Hoss could have pulled Debbie Gibson after winning that Super Bowl…
- The man Romo replaced? He couldn’t pull the Debbie that did Dallas right now…
- The man Hoss replaced? That spleenless kid of his may not be done in Tampa just yet…
- Dallas Clark has beef with EA Sports because of that Madden commercial. Perhaps Clark and EA Chairman Lawrence F. Probst could settle this the old fashioned way — a best-of-7 Need for Speed Underground drift-off…
- Bill Cowher will return to NC State one of these days, but not just yet…
- Kyle Turley, music mogul. I think I just saw Suge Knight getting past him to try and tackle Larry Johnson…
- The Houston Texans are giving track star Justin Gatlin a look. Gatlin quit his high school team because of an argument with his coach. Watch your back, Gary Kubiak…
- Least surprising coaching move of the season: The bed-and-breakfast guy has been demoted…
- Jim Haslett wants you to stop being so damn negative. Everyone else wants his run defense to actually stop someone, too, but neither of those things are happening any time soon…
- Most expensive bird ever? You be the judge…
- Have good cornerbacks gone the way of the caribou? Jeffri Chadiha thinks so…
- NFL Head of Officials Mike Pereira has apparently been hanging out with Leo Laporte, and it appears neither of them are Raiders fans…
- Eli Manning publicly insists he’s not in a slump, but deep down, he privately wishes he were in a different family…
- Want to go to the USC-UCLA game with Freddie Mitchell? Really? You’re that desperate to be around semi-famous people? Well, here you go…
There you go. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go take a dump the size of a birthday cake…
