73 vials of crack cocaine: $1,095.
21 grams of powder cocaine: $840.
Having football fans everywhere watch you get arrested twice in the same month: Priceless.
Randy Moss’ agent is entertaining, isn’t he? I mean, it’s bad enough that Dante DiTrapano has a name that makes you ask, “Didn’t he get whacked by Big Pussy midway through Season 1?”, but the fact that he’s a crackhead who can’t stay out of trouble? Come on. You can’t top that.
I love how DiTrapano’s lawyer said he missed the hearing because he was in the hospital, “receiving treatment for a medical condition he had prior to his arrest.” Even money says that “condition” has something to do with DiTrapano’s affection for peanut butter and crack sandwiches…
