A report came out of Pittsburgh yesterday that a gas station clerk in McKeesport found what he thought was a severed penis in a microwave. It turned out it was just a sex toy — or so the initial reports claimed. Later reports indicated that it was, in fact, an Original Whizzenator.
Y’know, if Onterrio Smith really wants to get back into the NFL, he really needs to dispose of his, um, equipment a little more carefully.
