Jul 26 2005
Freedom means never having to use a razor
Ricky Williams is back. He needs a shave and a haircut.
On the bright side, his teammates can get a really good deal on new yoga mats. Maybe Ricky can set up an online store and try to sell them around the globe. Maybe if he sells 8.6 million of them, he can leave football again.
Because we all know he only came back to cover his debts. We all do crap we don’t like to do to pay the bills, don’t we?
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